Friday, July 1, 2011

Stephen colbert with her friends

T hemost beautiful (and frightening) at the Internet messaging service Twitter is that the website an uncensored insight into the true thoughts of the stars allowed. Justin Bieber told me (and 10 million 561 one thousand 764 others) when he was just at the dentist sits (" huh, I hurt my face "),Lady Gaga makes me (and some others have 11.2 million) when she is crying with joy, and Barack Obama takes 6 million fans with Twitter for a picnic in front of the White House. Of course I know that my Twitter companionship with the stars is only part of their PR campaign. Or, as the American television comedian Ellen DeGeneres admitted: "Ha ha, tricked! My assistant writes the tweets of my assistant! "But a lot funnier than the externally controlled are chirping losfeuern spontaneous messages, the stars before her press spokesman can snatch them the phone. Stars Give a cell phone and a Twitter account - and they will embarrass themselves.
1st Sexting has known just lost an American congressman his job because he semi-nude pictures of herself sent to female fans. It does not help that the poor sausage Weiner is, in what sounds like an American slang term for a small penis. A few ill-Tweet-Quickie decades and ambitious career plans evaporate in the data stream. Apparently has not yet gotten around to Congress that only Paris Hilton and benefit B starlets of nude photos and Twitter otherwise not a suitable medium for Sexbotschaften is private. Even her colleagues are abusing the 140-character channel for intimate whispers that should better be kept private. Charlie Sheen 's tiger blood flowed first through his Twitter account, Hugh Hefner announced via Twitter that he his bride four days has run away before the wedding and TV comedianStephen Colbert was recently even a sincere marriage proposal tweeting. Each tweet disgraced himself as best he can: the man is already married.
2nd Drunkenness on the phone with more than 1 per thousand stars should not drive, but also no longer be left to the phone - and certainly not both together. Rapper Lil Bow Wow tweeting even when dead drunk behind the wheel of his car sits. First he sent an anticipatory excuse ("I will immediately get drunk so damned, I say sorry for what I tweet maybe. But fuck it. I'm young and rich.") Then he lets all share in it, that he hammer tightly in Lambhorgini his races ("The fucked up! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo"). The next morning, apparently the press spokesman of the seized cell phones, because the cat-back message is grammatically and politically correct: "I apologize for the tweet. It was stupid and immature. "
3rd Courtney Love was sued death threats for a Twitter death threat from their designers. Their crunchy untranslatable text was something like, "Oi do not you lay hands on my clothes or you are being hunted in a circle of scorched earth till you're dead."
4th Dyslexia are the most productive rapper. The combo of dyslexia, curse words and alcohol-induced aggression is breathtaking. They like to threaten via Twitter so, send kompromierende photos to the media or the other teams beating vorbeizuhetzen. Rapper 50 Cent fantasized example, recently via Twitter that he had "let buddy shoot a gay wedding." out of anger over a homosexual critic of his, and Kanye West , 3.6 million Twitter followers do excelled especially with misogynistic Tweets: " An abortion is a bunch of Sch ... up to 50 000, perhaps 100 000 The miners are intentionally pregnant whores "Of course, his press spokesman for the tweet deleted immediately after its fans rebelled -. But what has once again caught in the web, stays on the net.
5th Are naturally the most colorful messages of Lady Gaga 11.2 million followers have received this tweet: "I have a monster fashion announcement. Are your feet up? I'm so excited, I could give birth to a machine gun. "Is it with the newborn machine gun fire on the fans now that they've taken for allegedly embezzled millions of donations from Japan to court? Stars, let the awards be rather large caliber. Let's formulate better the assistant to the assistant for you.

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